El marido llega a la casa a las seis de la tarde y le dice a su esposa que tenía una reunión de trabajo a las diez de la noche, pero que él no iría, ya que eso le parecía un abuso. Pero la mujer, preocupada por su marido, lo convence de que el trabajo es importante. Entonces, el marido se va a pegar una ducha para estar listo, y piensa: “Fue fácil engañarla”.
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You live in Arizona when…

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel.
3. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
6. “Dress Code” is meaningless at high schools and universities. Picture lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

Other quick lessons include California, New York, Maine, Colorado, Florida, the deep south and the midwest. This link came to me through the classic “you would find this funny” email chain and so I had to pass it on somehow.

I recently received this email from a member in a mailing list that I am subscribed for.

I have a major presentation to be made to a major company and I’m looking for a “Killer” Power point presentation. I offer a service and I’m looking for a win-win type of proposal. Does anyone have a Power Point Presentation they can share? Thank you.

What I find amusing & hard to believe is that this individual is seeking for a “free” and easy way out when it comes to the presentation of his service. When starting out a new business, I can completely understand creating these win-win relationships with other people, but what I get from this email is that he just wants the easy way out. I might be reading too much into this but needless to say, it did make me smile when it came across my mailbox.